dear tumblr
i just face palmed
my coffee soup :D
tis was a cold night a very cold night indeed…
young jasper woke up to a fright and could not go back to sleep :o
so he took his trusty fuzzy slippers and went down to take a peep
off to the kitchen he goes, eyes wide open to search for the creep
steadily walking towards the light switch , young jasper gave a loud “eep!”
quickly he turns the light on, to only see that his young little doggie mikey fast asleep
so he thought to himself, ” oh what do i think im doing im acting like such a *bleep*”
with the young jasper unable to go back to sleep , he started to weep
with him looking around the kitchen, his eyes caught a glance of the coffee and he jumped for joy as if it was a spree :D
as he hurriedly grabbed for a mug and a spoon :o he thought to himself, ” now wait a minute here…. i could easily use a mug as a drinking device but that would be so cheap”
as the young man thought hard about his conquest… FINALLY AN EPIPHANY.. i’ll make a coffee soup! he gladly said it with glee
so he took a bowl and a spoon mixed all the ingredients together and BOOM! coffee soup was born :D the young jasper took a sip from it and his head arose :o
IT TASTES LIKE SHIT! jasper oh you poor fellow
Reblog if you have waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.
(Source: dolliecrave, via laugh-out-loud-johntot)
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My parents get mad at me because I stay in my room all day and only come out for food
They get all excited when I come out like OMG YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR CAVE and I’m like
(via laugh-out-loud-johntot)
happy… huh ._.
in the real world… my friends are the ones make me happy… but since they all went to school… nothing makes me happy anymore so… i have to depend on my self to do that :3 there’s no one i can tell my problems to… no shoulder to cry on… everyone’s busy living their lives… so i realized that they won’t stop for me… no one ever does. if a person would ask me what do i want to be or what are my dreams… i’d be questioning my self the same thing… because… i have no dreams… my grades were never good ever since i was a child.. and my parents would often say im stupid or i can’t do it because they always expect me to fail haha… with them saying those words to me … i guess , well with me being a kid and only having parents to depend on.. i listened to them… and stopped trying because i’d thought i’d just end up failing in the end v.v … i don’t really feel loved here… as much as i put on a happy face… nothing changes. i still feel stupid and useless, i know i can’t do anything right so why bother. everyone can do better things than me … can be more useful… what can i do?…. i just sit in front of the computer watching anime reading manga … not really doing anything…i’m just at a stand still…not doing anything important in the eyes of my parents … to my mother im just a pest… to my father.. well… he too busy being consumed on his every day doings to notice me ._. but he too doesn’t believe i can do things that surpass the knowledge that i have… if i tell them this.. they would think im being overly dramatic and shove me away… im a bag of disappointment to them, who would love a disappointment like me ._.
and all because im bored ;D
Staying up late for homework..
Working hard as fuck.
Rushing to get out the door to school cuz you slept in.
Then you finally get there.
The assignment wasn’t due until tomorrow.
(Source: ifdreamsdidntend)
